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I just checked the date on my hurricane-prep post from last year, which was when Irene looked likely to hit us.

August 23rd.

Meanwhile, the papers have overflowed all week with the 20-year retrospective of Hurricane Andrew.  Yes, 20 years ago, the first named storm of the season, storm A, didn't form until late August.  (And landed as a Category 5.)  When you dig back into the archives, 20, 30, 50 years, you do find that at one point is was common for the first named storm to wait until late July or August.  Now, it's June or even May.


I became a Watcher of Hurricanes when my partner Missy entered my life -- around here, we swot up hurricane stats the way sports fans go for baseball numbers.  At this point in my life, the only time I've actually gone through hurricane conditions in person was in the late 70s, on a trip to Indiana, when our little caravan of high schoolers from New Mexico had our KOA encampment hit by the outer fringe of what was probably Hurricane Bob (at that precise time, only Tropical Depression Bob).  Heavy rains and a lot of rubbernecking the next day, as we drove through the flooded world.  I still remember one house, its front yard a sheet of water, with a little girl in a bright swimming suit happily splashing and playing with a bright beach ball.

Meanwhile, back in the present day:  the projected track of Hurricane Isaac (currently Tropical Storm Isaac) has been waggling back and forth for the last several days, illustrating just how tough a game prediction is.  Those waggles range from the storm missing us by a comfortable margin, and missing us by a very small margin.  None of the tracks have it hitting Tampa while the RNC is going on, but I suppose that really would be too much to ask.

Sensible folks around here don't assume that any given storm will be generous enough to miss, so Missy and I agreed last week that the hurricane shutters would go up today.  Last year, my first year of this, was a misery for me.  The kind of shutters we have are actually called 'storm panels', and putting them up is a fairly strenuous activity:  the kind of shutters that unfold themselves with the push of a button or an easy turn of a crank are extremely expensive.

Imagine a sheet of corrugated cardboard, and picture the wavy bit of paper in the center.  Now picture that wavy bit done up large, in solid steel, in long rectangular panels that are about two and a half feet wide and four or five feet long.  The 'wave' of the corrugation is a couple of inches deep when you look at it end-on.  Now imagine a stack of these.  They're stiff, not flexible, and they're heavy:  they're meant to keep the window glass from blowing out when the winds hit 120 mph or more.  They're meant to hold up when objects are flung by that wind.

You set the panels over the windows, one at a time:  there's a track at the top of the window, just wide enough to fit the panel, and a row of bolts at the bottom, with the business end of the screw poking out.  Hold up a single panel, line it up carefully, jam the top into the track (they fit VERY tightly and have to be pushed HARD), push the holes at the bottom onto the screw ends.  Remove the heavy gloves you're wearing to protect your hands from the edges of the steel panel, apply a wingbolt to the screw end to hold the panel in place.  Then put the gloves back on, pick up the next panel, and repeat.  The vertical corrugation means that you fit the first corrugation of each panel over the last in the previous panel, so that they overlap in a way that locks the covering.  It's really a very clever, simple solution, getting the most out of the materials:  http://www.hurricaneshuttersflorida.com/storm_shutters_miami.html

I did mention, though, that they're heavy.  And they fit tightly.  And a typical small window requires three or four panels, and a large window needs a dozen or so.  Last year, when we put them up, it was blazing sunshine, high humidity, and temperatures in the 90s.  I could just about manage ten or fifteen minutes at a stretch before I had to take a break in the air conditioning, gasping and trying not to keel over.

But this year.  Ah, this year.

I woke up to the sound of Missy making espresso, and rain on the roof.  We started getting the storm's 'feeder bands' yesterday afternoon -- some wind, and lots and lots of heavy rain.  Missy headed out to the grocery store, and I looked at the thermometer, whooped with delight, and threw on clothing.  The temperature had plummeted -- to the mid 70s.  (This is a very surreal thing for me to say.)

You see, Missy (being a Cat Person) hates to get wet -- that is, she hates getting rained on.  It really doesn't bother me (a good thing for living in Seattle, or in south Florida for that matter), although I don't like being wet and cold.  What I do hate, and suffer from, is not being able to be physically active outdoors because it's too damned hot.  You see the lovely win-win situation that presented itself?

I spent a cheerful hour or so outdoors in the rain, hoisting hurricane shutters and feeling butch and virtuous (and not feeling miserably hot).  By the time Missy got back from the store and saw what I'd been up to, I was more than two-thirds finished.  It's amazing how much faster the work was when I didn't have to stop and recover from heat exhaustion every ten minutes!!  I was soaked to the skin, and got rather a lot of water on Missy when she hugged me.  Then she went inside and baked me a cake, and I finished getting the shutters up, with a very wide smug grin plastered all over my face.

I have a bit of an ache in my back now -- it's far and away the most strenuous activity I've had since the hike on the Appalachian Trail back in May (also in the rain).  I still have a smug look on my face.

The house is rather cavelike with the shutters up, although we've left them off a few of the windows for now.  We use more lights indoors, but it's easier for the AC to cool the house once they're up, since there's a pocket of dead air over each window and a layer of steel reflecting away the sunlight.  (I think we about break even on power usage.)  Once up, the shutters stay up until hurricane season ends -- after Thanksgiving.  It's usually a lot cooler by the time we're taking them down.

As I mentioned last year, if a storm actually hits us, I may be offline for one or more days.  The electricity here goes out even when there aren't any hurricanes going on, so nobody expects it to stay up when a storm hits.  The first service to come back is usually cell phones.  If we get hit, as soon as the storm has passed, I will get word out by cell phone to my sister, who has access to this journal and can let everyone know that we're okay.

Meanwhile, the projected track of Isaac has now wobbled away from us again.  I'm really glad I don't live in the Florida panhandle or on the Gulf Coast.  Those who do, you will be in my thoughts, and I hope you stay safe.

Date: 2012-08-26 02:32 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
None of the tracks have it hitting Tampa while the RNC is going on, but I suppose that really would be too much to ask.

*snerk*

Best wishes to everyone in Isaac's path, though. Hope it peters out before landfall.

Date: 2012-08-26 03:24 am (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (Default)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
LMAO at this comment to the cartoon: "the Creator has another plan for that storm". Oh yeah. God is the Supreme Puppet Master, Jesus is a Rock Star, and Free Will is a Lie.

Hey, ya never know if some cold water from below the Gulf Stream will rise to the surface & disrupt Isaac's momentum.

My memories growing up in SE Alabama of hurricane season involve rednecks taping glass windows with masking tape X's to prepare for the storm surge. Maybe they were marking targets?

More hurricane humor

Date: 2012-08-26 04:29 pm (UTC)
ext_391411: There is a god sitting here with wet fingers. (iz-ded)
From: [identity profile] campylobacter.livejournal.com
Hurricane To-Do List
The World vs. New York City
http://www.fuckedinparkslope.com/storage/Hurricane%20To%20DO%20List.jpg

The World vs. Florida
http://instagram.com/p/OxkV5uBTur/

Date: 2012-08-26 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com
I must admit the idea of screwing shutters on all windows sounds really bad to me, and not just for the amount of physical strength needed. If I had to live with shuttered windows for three months, I'd go crazy. Hopefully you can spend lots of time outdoors.

Are rolling or hinged shutters too weak for the hurricane? In Italy they're standard (wood, plastic or metal) but then we don't have winds at 120. One day I feel I should make a post about how different housing is from a country into another - besides the bathroom fixtures, that is.

Here's hoping this year's hurricane season will be bring no major damage.

Date: 2012-08-26 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alternatealto.livejournal.com
That would be an interesting post!

Housing in South Florida is entirely determined by the likelihood of hurricanes -- special regulations cover what materials must be used in construction, right down to the type and length of the nails that secure the shingles to the roof. For the first floor of any house, the walls must be CBC (Concrete Block Construction), by law. The second story is allowed to be wood frame; I personally would never live in such a house here. (I've been here long enough now that I tend to feel indignant when, in visiting other parts of the country, I see houses being built entirely in wood frame. They seem horribly unsafe to me until I remind myself that there are no hurricanes in places like Kentucky!)

There are now windows that are considered "Hurricane Resistant", meaning that you don't need shutters for winds below Category 3 or 4 strength -- but unless they are built in as part of the house at construction they are very expensive to retro-fit; the frames must be specially strengthened.

Properly covered windows and a well-built roof secured to the walls with hurricane straps greatly increase a home's chances of making it through a bad storm.

Date: 2012-08-26 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermit.livejournal.com
The things you mentioned (flat land, housing and retail plazas, out of control humidity, hurricanes) and more are why there's no way in freaking hell I'd ever consider living in Florida! LOL

Date: 2012-08-29 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com
I miss the mountains terribly (and many other things).
I can imagine that. I like being able to see mountains or at least hills (say 1000+ feet) and to be near the sea, but mostly I need a city to walk around in, and I prefer it flat rather than steep. I also like living in walking distance of shops, cafés, cinemas, grocery stores, etc: in Europe it's pretty easy to achieve, but I do remember being puzzled by sidewalkless streets in (central) US cities.

it's worth it.
I can so believe it. (hugs you both)

ETA: Italy doesn't have hurricanes, but I checked wikipedia on wind strength. In the city where I live it's rarely above hundred miles/hour, and above ninety a few times per year. The really strong wind always blows from the same direction, so it's typical to have small or no window on that side,
Edited Date: 2012-08-29 01:20 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-08-26 08:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thothmes.livejournal.com
Tropical Depression Bob did not do enough damage to get himself taken out of the naming rotation so some years later (1990 I believe), I was a newly licensed driver, with my kids, age 5 and 1 in the car. [What?!! the year I turned 16 my mom and stepdad got a new car, and my dad's girlfriend stripped his transmission trying to learn to drive his Land Cruiser. So I learned a bit late.] As we began to merge onto the highway on our way to the shopping plazas across the border in New Hampshire, suddenly it became very difficult to see ANYTHING, even with the wipers at Ludicrous Speed. "Beloved Husband always makes this look so much easier," I thought to myself. "This is scary, but I guess it's good that I'm building experience, huh." It was only when I got home that I found I'd been driving in Tropical Storm Bob. It kind of explained some things.

There are a ton of articles in the paper here today about all the people who still don't have their lives back on track after Irene, which was a doozy. It wasn't the wind with us, but the sheer volume of rain, which set a record at 11.23 inches in 24 hours, and the fact that all that water flowed downhill in a rush, through gullies and narrow valleys. They say it was a 500 year flood in this area.

On the upside, since we remained high and dry in a 500 year flood, we might be able to convince our morgage lender that we don't need the mandatory federal flood insurance for having been determined (based on satellite photos as interpreted by workers in India) to be in the 100 year floodplain...

Date: 2012-08-27 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ferlonda.livejournal.com
I've been wondering how you were doing! I'm so glad to hear that you're doing this well. I know just what you mean about not being able to get outside enough. We're in Maryland and I just spent essentially two months indoors. :( For someone who is used to being outside a LOT this is a special kind of torture. But, the heat is moderating some and I've even gone for a little walk recently. That was exciting! Ooh! A walk! :D

Anyway, stay safe and keep us posted.

xoxoxoxo!

Date: 2012-08-29 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
How wonderful to have owls living near you! I'm envious. There are lots of lovely birds here, too, all kinds, most of them seasonal migrants. It's so noisy here that you can only hear them if the yell. Oh, well. Exile won't last forever. XO

Date: 2012-08-27 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com
Thinking about you both. Hope you are keeping each other safe.
(((Beth&Missy)))

Date: 2012-08-28 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com
1-the RNC and storm timing. Indeed.

2-temp plummeting to 70 being surreal. Yes. This.

3-M hates to get rained on, too! Like, can't stand it/turns into a giant baby. Weirdness.

4-stay safe!

By the way, my folks lived in Pensacola in the late sixties/early seventies. My brother was born there in September, just after Hurricane Camille forced an evacuation for my heavily-pregnant mother, who was evac'd to a hospital due to her, um, impending condition. My father, however, being attached to a foul-weather military flight group, stayed behind. So, yeah. Florida can be interesting, no?

Date: 2012-08-29 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com
Indeed. I stand corrected. The point still stands.

Date: 2012-08-28 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/
Get down with your bad self! Yes, it's amazing what can be accomplished when not fainting from heatstroke. Those things look pretty brutal to wrangle.

I'm more like you than like Melissa: I don't mind getting wet as long as I won't then be sitting inside in AC in wet clothes.

Hope Isaac wobbles away.

Date: 2012-08-29 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/
Did the postcard have an amusing cat picture? Those are the best. Next to wet!Mac postcards, but those seem to be impossible to find these days.

Date: 2012-08-29 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/idlewild_/
Alas, no! I think the cats only kayak the rapids, not the expanses of lakes. Cats are pretty picky about their recreational endeavours.

I, on the other hand, got out on the lake twice, and have obligatory mountains-across-water-over-bow-of-kayak photos to share tomorrow when all the photographs are off my camera and on the internets.

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